Now and then, we get that intrusive beat that loops days-long in our head. Today, mine went like:
Crag dogs, crag dogs
What you gonna do…
What you gonna do when they come for you?
It’s high time we discuss dogs in our local crags. This is an opinion piece so it helps to premise where this perspective comes from:
- I’m chill with dogs. I grew up with dogs and we have five dogs in our house. I treat dogs as people: with a healthy measure of likes and dislikes.
- I won’t ever bring a dog to the crag but I’m happy to see well-behaved dogs at the crag.
- I am not too keen to discuss “do’s and don'ts” so please take these pleadings to mean “please do” and “please don’t.”
Please DO
Please know that most climbers are pro-social: they’d rather hold their breath than speak up about bad dog behavior for fear of upsetting the owner.
Please understand that a crag is a shared space. There are behaviors that are okay in private spaces but can cause unpleasantness in shared ones.
Please be aware of how your dog may respond to strange dogs in a strange place. Dogs trash-talking each other in the form of “whoof-whoof” and “ghaaar--aarggghh” can distract other climbers.
Most of the time, this is a minor inconvenience. But distraction can lead to inattentiveness which is just a few (metaphorical) clips away from someone getting hurt.
Please train your dog to be prepared for all kinds of social interaction. An overly friendly toddler and a scared dog is a recipe for a rabies shot.
Please create a comfortable space for your dog to lounge in. Rock climbing areas are full of rocks. To a dog with no other choice, the coziest chill to place is on a bunched up rope on top of a rope bag.
Please DON’T
Please don’t be the reason your dog gets painted as a villain. Dogs are neither good nor bad–they have the mental age of toddlers. They become bad dogs when they are put in “bad situations”--situations they are not trained for.
These thoughts popped into my head after a brief chat with Jojo, who you may know as Cebu Dog Trainer. Two years ago, he helped me navigate the most difficult dog relationship I’ve ever had.
At that time, I lived in an apartment complex where there’s a caged Belgian Shepherd in the garage. The dog couldn’t even take a full step in that cage. The only thing he could do was move around in circles, like how some dogs may chase their tail. Or like the Firefox logo.
A caged work dog is not a friendly dog. Over several weeks, I managed to create a relationship with that dog. Until such time I could pet him and eventually we’d go on walking out in the park. The only constraint is that I could only walk him at dawn or very late in the night because he’d lunge at everything that moved.
This is not an exaggeration. He’s lunged at a Ford Ranger, a Mitsubishi Strada, and at a dog barking at him from the second story of a house.
I’ve always kept him on a short leash so I could easily tell when his body would tense up for a lunge. The most he could do was a dog version of a wheelie. (Really helped to walk him only when no one was around.)
Jojo gave me some advice that turned a hopeless case into some of the most meaningful times of my life. Like tech support but for dogs. He splits his time between New York and Cebu.
I had to move eventually and I couldn’t take the dog with me.
Koto wouldn’t have been a good crag dog. But he’d be a good free dog.